By Antigoni Zachari / info@eurohoops.net
The German legend often updates his twitter account and for the most part, his content causes a smirk or two.
His latest masterpiece was his comment about his recent doping control test and Eurohoops digs in Dirk Nowitzki’s account for these 10 tweets that won the internet over and over again.
The Drug Test
Dirk took a scheduled drug test and he didn’t have much to fret about.
Just had off season drug testing. Told the guy: Did you see me move last year?? If I was on something I need to change the product ASAP!!!
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 28, 2018
The baby giraffe
Zeke just told me I run like a baby giraffe…. is that a compliment? @EzekielElliott
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) June 25, 2017
The… potato
Dirk once received an unusual kind of fan mail. GOAT?
Whoever sent me this POTATO!!!! Much appreciated…. pic.twitter.com/fVaqRvvgTn
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) March 15, 2017
Peter Crouch’s doppelganger
Remember the time when someone thought Dirk was actually a football player?
A guy comes up to me and goes: are you Peter Crouch? Is that a compliment or a dizz?
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) August 6, 2016
Trolling Mark Cuban
Dirk has his own issues with aging, though he was kind enough to wish Dallas Mavericks‘ owner a happy… 70th birthday way ahead of time. Oh well.
Happy birthday @mcuban! You look great for 70!
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 31, 2016
Zaza Pachulia’s heavy head
Friends stick together through good and bad times.
You are my guy but your head weighs 500 pounds… https://t.co/IiN0elKLv8
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) January 7, 2016
Game bugs
The German star knows the art of self-roasting better than anyone else.
I have enough issues on the court already. Don’t need one in a video game…. https://t.co/wrdCPjZMS6
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) June 10, 2017